We mostly just fly Kenny.
We mostly just fly Kenny.
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December 18, 2021:
Greetings from the Citadel Air flight deck! Normally, I would just send a note out on Twitter, but we know the shenanigans that are going on over there for the moment. Twitter Legal can only dodge calls and emails for so long... but Twitter was not the catalyst. Ken Griffin and Citadel LLC wish to silence my fair use parodies...and they have unjustly found a way to do that.
However, my attorneys filed a federal lawsuit in the US District Court of Arizona on December 08, 2021. I have always been transparent with my followers and information I have posted or sourced. In accordance, I have opened up the books. Yes, everyone saw the arbitration panel's finding, but what you didn't see will make your head spin. I suspect Citadel's lawyers' heads certainly spun when not only did they fail to anticipate me responding to their initial claim against me to take my domain, intellectual property, and Twitter account...but I would argue they certainly did not anticipate me filing litigation after the questionable arbitration decision. It seems like they are accustomed to bullying people into submission...at least it felt like that when it was happening to me.
But don't take my word for it... review the actual filings. Read what Citadel's lawyers wrote about me, CitadelAir, and more... Parts of their claims are comical. At some juncture I believe they said there was "not an iota of parody" - so apparently they either have no sense of humor or they simply do not find me amusing? Who's to say? I certainly don't know.
This has been picking up tremendous traction on social media and other websites... I truly appreciate everyone spreading the word and sharing the information. Click the magazine cover above for a link directly to the magazine... and I am happy to report that The Bull House has graciously made this edition 100% gratis - waiving their subscription fee (even though it's minimal). I genuinely appreciate the gesture.
Stay tuned as I continue to update the website by moving media and memes from the archived vault and make them available on the website... It's unfortunate, because Twitter warehoused the media very well. Nonetheless, we press forward.
Feel free to send a message and say hello via the CitadelAir.com website - and you can also watch some of the "OG Video Memes" as I continue to update the media library to the website. Also, stay tuned to the BullHouse Twitter as they will be hosting a space call sometime this Sunday likely in the afternoon or early evening to discuss all 64 pages of fun and answer any questions you may have!
Jerome Powell (probably) 2022
Kenneth Griffin, looking suave in his evening wear, meets an ape out on the town... Was it love at first sight?
This is how my boss gets down every friday at the office...
Apparently my boss is having some cash flow problems, considering he hasn't paid me in months (and yet I still fly him around?), and is exploring additional revenue streams. This holiday season, his new cologne makes the perfect gift! You too can smell like a margin call is imminent.
I'm surprised Karen from Marketing didn't get fired for leaking this internal video...
*This is obviously Parody content. If you believe this is real news I suggest you get your eyes checked.
It all started at a late night dinner in Chicago... My boss, as a young boy, asked the waiter for a large side of Mayo. It was love at first dip. In fact, he loved it so much, he refused to share his large bowl of Mayo with anyone else at the table. Today, we honor that love.
Even with our quants and HFT crypto algos, my boss wanted to start something new... Soon you will be able to mint your very own $CITCOIN - and he really does not like it when you mispronounce that name.
Ever wonder how the boss rolls into work Monday AM? Well, now you know...
Citadel “warehouse” fire? Nope. LIVE from Paris…the largest wholesale fresh produce market in the world, is on fire. Mysterious.
Look at us! Making friends everywhere we go. Apparently our Friday theme song music was TOO loud for the cops...
Apparently, he has DJ skills. Who knew? Happy Friday.
Never go against Jim Cramer...don't be silly!
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